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I fought the metal truck, and the metal truck won.
Dec 21st
slapped!
Bluh! The fun never stops. I giant gull dinosaur metaltron truck wagged its tail at my car. It go boom.
Where am I?
Jun 11th
Shortly after I posted this, I left the store. I never made it to my car. I woke up groggy in a small dark room with a bright light focused in my eyes, so I couldn’t see what was directly in front of me. What I did see a table with 2 bowls of ice cream. One colored
End of the World Day (website)
Jun 3rd
With so many religions and public figures predicting the end of the world (since the beginning of time), we here at the site thought it would only be appropriate to pick a day once a year where we can all just simply sit back and enjoy the end of the world together.
Starting NOW! The end of the world day will be the second Saturday in August (in 2011, that is August 13th), and will be celebrated each August until the end actually does occur. And possibly even after. Why not?
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Endoftheworldday.com is all about embracing the end of the world – and why not? It happens so often, we thought “why not make it a regular holiday?!”
So we did.
So, from this year until FOREVER, End of the World Day will be the second Saturday in August.
So check out www.endoftheworldday.com for all your apocalyptic needs.
5 Triumphant Ouches (Failures)
Mar 31st
What happens when your internet is out? You browse your computer. I found 5 videos (and strung them together) sent to me back when that is what people did before posting them here. At least that is the story I am sticking to. One after the other, I cringed. OH! The last one is truly painful looking. Have fun!
at&t goes in for the kill: buying T-Mobile.
Mar 20th
image by engadgetmobile.com
Oh great. Just what I needed – to make another decision. I have been reading some blogs and replies to posts, and the greatest replies are the FuTards asking when they can buy an iPhone. BUY ONE WHENEVER YOU WANT. I understand this is good for at&t for a larger LTE footprint, and of course, T-Mobile is in the shitsink, but it does come as a surprise, I guess. I would have liked a merger with Sprint more. Their philosophy is more aligned with one another. So, I guess this means a bill-hike and a rules change. It also means I will likely be able to terminate my contract with T-Mobile. at some point. Sprint seems like the next best options – even though I left them over a decade ago for Omnipoint (who would eventually become VoiceStream, then bought by T-Mobile).
Great. Sprint. Until Verizon buys them.
Here you go:
www.engadgetmobile.com
pwn3d. by a Lexus? Suck.
Feb 27th
So, Saturday I was taking a drive to Guitar Center in North Mass. I got onto the highway, and merged in with traffic – slowing down because the traffic ahead of me was stopped. I came to a stop, and a second later – SMASH! I took it in the rear by a Lexus. He was not looking, and admitted it. Looking over his left shoulder to find a window of opportunity to merge in as well. When he hit me, I shot forward, and turned (purposely) into the right guardrail to avoid colliding with the Honda in front of me.
I still hit the Honda, but only my left front corner into the read right of the number – spanking the muffler. I ended up on top of a small now bank and the guardrail. My KNEE! Ouch. I found plastic I did not know I had! And there was like $8 in change (thats where I left it!) all over the place. Including outside – weird. I am unsure how it got outside.
Rear bumper is gone, rear left chassis smashed in. Front looks like a pile of crap. I don’t think the Adjuster will total it. So I guess I wait for it to be fixed. Until then, it’s a rental’ing I will go.
Terms of Service Violation
Dec 24th
Please follow the policies and regulations, of you will be tickled with a jack hammer.
