are belong to us
pWn3d
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Terms of Service Violation
Dec 24th
Please follow the policies and regulations, of you will be tickled with a jack hammer.
a magical time indeed
Dec 19th
Thank you for calling support services (part 1)
Dec 3rd
I need to verify your company before I can help you…
You can’t stop me!
Nov 12th
If you are going mess with something. Be it not a turtle upgrading its shit to an igloo.
I’ll have it my way, thanks.
Nov 3rd
If I want to play with fireworks on Christmas, I will.
If I want to eat Turkey on Easter Sunday, I will.
If I want to decorate with red, white and blue on Halloween, I will.
If I want to If I want to go to pray on Independence Day, I will.
If I want to wear a mask on Memorial Day, I will.
If I want to work on Labor day, I will.
One must orient technology in such a way as to thwart evildoer’s.
Oct 30th
And this is one way….
12-yo Girl Prevents Kidnapping By Pretending iPod Touch Is a Phone
Via GIZMODO.com
DO NOT approach this man with a fake HAT
Oct 27th
Bryan of All Things
You have been warned! This specimen was TRAPPED inside the confines of digital dingleberryism this past weekend by an Android of all things. As you can see, it is a highly guarded case of WTFness. If you are LUCKY enough to see such a beast, beware of its fake HAT attracting abilities.
Bryan Wiener:
http://www.bryan-wiener.com
