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Movies Like Hell: Brutal Reviews
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< Sorry I never got to review these pile of shit movies.


SERENITY
10-8-2005

A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE
10-1-2005

CRY WOLF
9-25-2005

THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE
9-17-2005


THE MAN
9-10-2005

A SOUND OF THUNDER
9-5-2005

TRANSPORTER 2
9-3-2005

THE CAVE
8-28-2005

THE 40-YEAR OLD VIRGIN
8-20-2005

DEUCE BIGALOW European Gigolo
8-18-2005

4 BROTHERS
8-13-2005

DUKES OF HAZZARD
8-6-2005

STEALTH
7-31-2005

THE ISLAND
7-30-2005

THE DEVILS REJECTS
7-23-2005

WEDDING CRASHERS
7-16-2005

FANTASTIC 4
7-9-2005

BEWITCHED
7-4-2005

WAR OF THE WORLDS
7-2-2005

LAND OF THE DEAD
6-25-2005

BATMAN BEGINS
6-18-2005

CINDERELLA MAN
6-12-2005

MR & MRS SMITH
6-11-2005

LORDS OF DOGTOWN
6-4-2005

CRASH
5-30-2005

THE LONGEST YARD
5-28-2005

KICKING AND SCREAMING
5-21-2005

REVENGE OF THE SITH
5-20-2005

UNLEASHED
5-18-2005

HOUSE OF WAX
5-7-2005

THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
4-30-2005

THE INTERPRETER
4-23-2005

KUNG-FU HUSTLE
4-22-2005

AMITYVILLE HORROR
4-16-2005

FEVER PITCH
4-15-2005

SAHARA
4-9-2005

SIN CITY
4-7-2005

GUESS WHO
3-26-2005

THE RING: TWO
3-19-2005

HOSTAGE
3-12-2005

THE JACKET
3-7-2005

BE COOL
3-5-2005

CURSED
2-26-2005

HITCH
2-20-2005

CONSTANTINE
2-19-2005

MILLION DOLLAR BABY
2-13-2005

ONG-BAK (THE THAI WARRIOR)
2-12-2005

HIDE AND SEEK
2-12-2005

GRAYSON  (trailer: the movie that could)
2-9-2005

BOOGEYMAN
2-5-2005

ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13
1-22-2005

IN GOOD COMPANY
1-17-2005

ELEKTRA (Fantastic 4 Preview)
1-15-2005

I (HEART) HUCKABEES
1-9-2005

WHITE NOISE
1-8-2005

DARKNESS
1-3-2005


A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
12-31-2004

FAT ALBERT
12-30-2004

SPANGLISH
12-29-2004

OCEANS TWELVE
12-28-2004

THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU
12-27-2004

CLOSER
12-26-2004

FLIGHT OF THE PHOENIX
12-18-2004

BLADE TRINITY
(12-11-2004)

POLAR EXPRESS
12-4-2004


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