The 40-Year Old Virgin
8-20-2005
This movie was funny. I'd bang the daughter. The mother too. But, not at the same time, and NOT while ANDY was there! HE has a big nose sort of, but he’s funny. His friends were good characters too, and the Rated R rating was a relief. Some of these movies that try to get their point across are rated wrongly, and that blows. BUT this movie was hilarious and it was the best movie since WEDDING CRASHERS I have seen that was based on a stupid sex story. HAHAHAHAHAHA I laughed just like that. One of the best scenes is the chest waxing. If you don’t have a strong stomach, I suggest this is where you go take a piss. OK?
They all work in t his Circuit City type store, and basically do nothing. Andy is the virgin guy, and when his "friends" find out, they do all out and try to get him some ass flower arrangement - if you know what I mean. Andy collects action figures. What a dingleberry. He ends up selling them and gets like $500K for it all. I think I’m going to go clean up my damn attic - or maybe someone else’s! Yeah, so he’s a real boob and funny to look at. What a bitch of a time he has with chicks. After a while his boss wants to pork him. Oh, before that, his FRIENDS tell the whole store he’s a virgin - fuckfaces!
This is sort of like a buddy movie - sort of like a couple’s movie. I personally saw it by myself - DONT see it with someone on a first date. It’s sort of weird like that. There are a lot of weird scenes. There is also a scene where two dudes are playing XBOX or something, and they keep going back and forth: "you know how I know you are gay?" Like that, for about ten minutes. It’s pretty funny. At the end, they do this big gay dance number, but man its funny. I was laughing so much I almost threw up all over some ugly people. I never even left to take a piss... I didn’t want to miss anything!
You know what else happened? TONS of shit - that’s what. Like, there are two Indian dudes or something that work at the store, and they always seem left out of things the other guys do. So, they say shit like: GO FUCK A GOAT and WHAT DO WE LOOK LIKE AL KYTA (yeah I can’t spell it)... anyway, they are pretty funny dudes. The bookstore scene is funny... and there is nothing like seeing a hot chick stoop over in a thong and jeans ensamble. KnowhatImean?
This movie is like a classic nightmare too. It’s like a Seinfeld episode gone very bad, but done really good. So fucking funny. HAHAHAHA funny. I said that already - oops. So, go see this - you won’t be sorry. After all, everything I see kicks ass. Even if you are stupid, yanno?
OVERALL: 8
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