Bewitched
7-4-2005
Will Ferrell is funny. That’s why this movie is what it is. Its not about the real show, it’s about the characters off screen for the most part. AND, it’s a remake of the show. So it’s not even really based on the real thing. SO... with that, you have just the idea of the show that’s got a real witch, of course, and no one knows. Actually, there is more than one witch. Surprised? Well, then you are stupid.
Will is a big fat baby! And I think it’s the funniest thing ever. What’s her name (the witch) looks good. She’s really cute in the movie with her blonde wavy locks, or whatever the hell you call them. Michael Cain is her father (warlock) and of course, there are a slew of other jackasses in the movie - particularly Wills Agent (who was in "I heart huckabees") Anyway, what can you expect from this movie? Nothing much. Its pretty funny and all, and that’s all that really counts. They could have done this around "I Dream of Jeanie" with the same effect. In fact, that would make a good "sequel" to this with Will Ferrell playing the lead.
Think about it: he’s married to the witch, but they need money so, again, he GOES back to ACTING... and the stupid wants to redo "I Dream of Jeanie"... and then the witch and the Jeanie have it out bonking each other medieval style. Hahaha, I am such a genius. Anyway, you get my drift. The characters are the best part of the movie, not really the plot - though it’s the plot that gives it some personality. Anyway, they will probably steal my idea now. Fuckers.
There isn’t much to say about this movie. You either like Ferrell or you don’t. And the chicks are cute. But, this is a PG movie... (I think) so it’s not like you a re even going to see nipplage or anything. Its OK once in a while though - go get a job! One of the better scenes is when Will is throwing a fucking tantrum all over the place. He does this twice, actually. It’s so damn funny. You just want to giggle lick a fucking twit there in your seat. You might even piss yourselves. What pisses me off though is the theater I have been going to is starting to fuck itself over. Every time I go (and I’ve mentioned this before) something fucks up. They start WAY to late, the audio goes in and out - the picture is skewed, or some other technical bullshit. Sometimes the theater would just go black, no lights or anything! I thought maybe someone assassinated the projectionist. And, if that wasn’t the case - I was going to. What the fuck man? QUALITY CONTROL PLEASE! It’s not just about soda and M&Ms assface! We are there to see a fucking movie, regardless how shitty it is. STEP UP AND GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLES! Next time this happens, I’m going to do more than just tell one of the cute chicks to get the fucking ball rolling. I might just throw a tantrum. Hahaha.
By the time you read this, the movie will be out of the theaters - to late assholes! Now, go rent it.
OVERALL: 6
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