Cinderella Man
6-12-2005
Did you like Rocky? How about Million Dollar Baby? Well then you will probably like this. Though, it starts out in reverse of Rocky, then, has its shitty middle part where everyone is poor (Like the beginning of Rocky) then, there is the injury parts (like Million Dollar Baby) then there is happiness again, like.... uum. Whatever.
All in all this was a good movie. But, I can’t stop thinking about the news surrounding the star... whats his name. He is in court now because he whipped a phone at some bellhop or something. What a dick. He’s a millionaire, and gets pissed about something stupid - then threatens a BELLHOP, and then instead of acting all tough and letting it go... he FOLLOWS though! How stupid! Throwing phones around? Oooh, he might get jail time for that one... then hes fucked!
So, it took me a month to catch up with my other shit to write this review, but anyway - go see the movie if you still can. It’s got all the happy cool fun shit in it... plus: poverty, theft (of salami) assholes with to much money, and then some guy who looks like a gigantic Leprechan (if that makes sense) who like to punch people in the face to kill them. Stupid.
If you like movies that have a story, then you are all set. This one has a few of them. It’s based on the real like (I guess) of some real boxer (his name escapes me) and you know you are in trouble because those are usually boring. The only real gross part so when the mother starts frying baloney. What the fuck? I guess it’s the depression, and how depressing! Bologna? Fried? Well, whatever... Paul Giamatti is in this and he’s good as always. I can’t help but think he’s just going to go off like he’s PIG VOMIT or something in the Howard Stern movie. He’s good at it. Anyway, one thing you are sure you like about this is that, no matter what shit you stumble upon in life, and money you lose and how humble you have to be... you can always pork your wife if you get to cold. I didn’t see any porkage going on in this movie, which is pretty stupid. But anyway, you will leave the movie both perplexed and relieved that it wasn’t you getting your colon handed to you by some shit face with a vagina complex. If that makes sense…
Anyway, kick ass movie, if you can’t already tell.
OVERALL: 8
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