Grayson
2-10-2005

If you've ever wanted to know what the theatrical equivalent of getting your scrotum punched off your face and handed to you in a 3 inch square box, then this is the closest thing you will come to it. The trailer for the fictional movie GRAYSON is so intense that, when I showed it to my brother and friend they threatend to throw up on cashiers at the supermarket if the movie could not actually be made on a right-the-fuck-now time schedule. I agree.

Set in the future (20 years?) It stars John Fiorella as Dick Grayson, (Robin). After Batman is killed and the mystery of his death is covered up - Grayson sets forth a chain of events that brings forth some ass kicking to the super hero comic movie genre like my cock would had I ever did a porno. You're an asshole, sir! (nevermind). The trailer is so intense and shot so well, its hard to believe there are less than 8 actors, 2 camera men (sometimes 1) and a slew of Marvel comic super hero's that will make your testicles (or ovaries) cry out with glee. It cost less than $20K to make over 18 months time. Shot on the weekends and in the directors/actors spare time. Shooting started in August 2002.

I'm not just talking about. "WoW, that's cool, Robin and Superman beating the piss of out each other. I'm talking about Cat Woman, and you want to bang the shit out of her. I'm talking, Wonder Women being a pawn of the Government, and the Riddler and Joker in the same script. SICK I TELL YOU!

If there is one word I would use to describe the overall feeling I get from watching this trailer 400 times since January it would be: HOLY THE FUCK, FUCKING SHIT THIS IS FUCKING COOL!

What else can I tell you? Just download the clip and the "pieces to the puzzle" and get out the lube.

GRAYSON:
(starring)
Robin
Batman (a dead one)
Superman
Wonder Woman
Green Lantern
Joker (and Joker Ho's)
Riddler
Bat Girl
A few Government Assholes
Your Chubby Pickle

OVERALLL: 11 (out of 10)

Links:
Grayson: http://theforce.net/fanfilms/nonsw/grayson/

Film (Hi-Res) 5:27 / 138MB
Film (Lo-Res) 5:27 / 48MB
Pieces of the Puzzle (BTS) 29:05 / 80 MB

John Fiorella/Untamed Cinema


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