I can't remember this damn movie!
SORRY SUCKERS!
date: whenever
This movie was either funny, scary, silly or exciting - or even some goofy combination of any of those. Sometimes it was sad or retarded too. Some of the characters were pointless, yet on the other hand, some were QUITE good. Imagine that? Damn what a great generic review!
Sometimes I wait to damn long to review stuff and this is what happens - you get something like this. It's all your fault anyway. You piss me off! DING DONG! This is something you are going to have to deal with! I’m a celebrity, I can’t help it. People are always chasing me and telling me silly and ridiculous things, too. LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE YOUR LOVE CHILD!
I want to take this time to talk about my default movie theater in Burlington MA. This place has gone down hill, and it’s been getting worse by the week. SAD! The sound cuts in and out. There are no entertainment messages going on before previews so, that means we all (at least I do) have to listen to all the jackasses babbling about bullshit beforehand. I’m going to bring a Tabasco loaded squirt gun next time.
Several weeks ago some asshole fell asleep at the projector and I had to adjust the concession persons face to get someone in there to get the movie going. What a joke. At least my ticket sales lady is still nice (Beverly). She is always smiling.
There is never and MADE food either at the first show - which are the ones I go to. I don’t want to wait 10 minutes for a friggin' pizza or pretzels. I know there is that supply/demand thing, but what the FUCK FUCK man?! I’m going to go old school and just start bringing my own pizza next time, or order one from Regina’s at the mall and have them bring it to me in the theater where I am sitting. Fuck it.
I can hardly review these movies intact because the general experience at the theater sucked. They really need to get on the damn BALL and fix the issues. Seems like a casse of laziness to me. WAKE UP AMC!!!
SO, back to the movie review. It sucked!
OVERALL: 5 but maybe 6 or 7. Well, more like a 3, but
could be a 10.
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