A SOUND OF THUNDER
9-5-2005
This was a movie about time travel. Some assholes (Gandhi) found a way to turn time travel into money, so they find this T-Rex who is going to die anyway, and at the last second of its life, you can shoot it, and pretend you are the balls. Well, you aren't. You are a stupid bored rich business person who to much time and money. Do you really think you killed that fucking thing? Stupid.
Don't step on any butterflies either or you will just plain fuck up everything. The changes to civilization come in waves, and that part is really cool. I love how trees start ripping through buildings and streets. People are so stupid. They say things like "what is this? what's happening"? What do you think stupid? Its a fucking tree!
Then there are these hybrid animals. They have the face of a baboon or something and the body of a lizard. They sleep upside down like a bat or a possum, but they have no wings. They also have some sort of body armor like a rhinoceros. Its awesome. Just because some dip shit stepped on a fucking butterfly. So don't stop on any.
Gandhi is a dick head. Everything is business and he has the wrong color hair for his face. He's bald and a leach. I think he dies though, which is cool. The last phase is when humans are effected and everyone turns into a sort of reptile bug thing. But then someone saves the day, and that's about it. Kind of sucks. I wanted to see the new humans copulate.
This movie was probably out on DVD by the time I left the theater. The individual effects were OK, the animals.. but the global ones, the scenery and backgrounds SUCKED! I mean really... they all looked like they were living and roaming around in cartoons. It was an interesting story though - so go see it. You have no life like me.
OVERALL: 7
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