THE MAN
9-10-2005

This movie has the guy from American Pie in it.. the father of the bitch kid and, he's pretty funny. IT also has Sam Jackson in it, and I don't really have to explain his ability to you stupid people.

I mean what the fuck do you want me to talk about? I wouldn't have thought to pair these two in a movie like this. OK? There are a lot of funny moments, and the Pie guy is a very nice person for some reason. Why? I guess because Sam is a mean person with ISSUES. But who cares.. everyone has issues. There is always some weird circumstance that brings two oddballs together. You will have to see the movie to figure that out. I don't like you.

Man, I just took the biggest DUMP ever.

There is a part when the Pie guy pisses in a pool. Pretty funny. When he smiles I get nervous. They say FUCK in this movie once, which mean its PG13. Then, they say it different so they can get away with saying FUCK a lot. I'm sick of this. I'm going to go take another dump. Pretty funny movie for 7 bucks.

OVERALL: 6.5


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