Transporter 2
9-3-2005

This is a kick ass movie about a dude who drives people around and kicks other peoples asses rather well. Go see it because I said so you fucking assholes.

I hate you all. Fuck you.

Another cool thing about this movie is that you weren't in it pissing me off. The theater SUCKS now because they don't know how to run a business. And neither do you. You all deserve your own sentences that say "you suck". So there you have it. Now you have your own titles of sucking out loud. Die.

Jason Statham is awesome and he has a cooler hairdo than most of you beehive wearing motherfuckers. Go burn your hair off and if you can reach, stick your elbow in your own assholes a lot. Can you reach? Loser. Keep trying. Don't give up because then you will be a quitter and quitters are stupid like you anyway.. so I guess there is no hope. So go see see/rent this movie and eat tons of garbage food and throw up later. Stick a grenade in your face too. There weren't any grenades in the movie I don't think. But so what? Just get one and sit on it. Did you like that? Great. I'm going to go take a dump. Bye.

 

OVERALL: 8

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