Unleashed
5-18-2005
"THE BEST MOVIE OF IT'S KIND
SINCE "ENTER THE DRAGON"
Emotionally I don't even know what the fuck to tell you all you people. As you can see, I'm using a big fucking font to explain my general emotions. The girl is cute, Morgan Freeman is awesome, the BOSS is WAY SICK - and JET DAMN LI IS THE MOST INSANE KUNG-FU MOFO SINCE BRUCE FRIGGIN' LEE!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This movie will RIP your SCROTAL/OVARIAL area out and HAND it to you FREE of CHARGE. Go see it TWICE. I did.
OK, now that Ive let me shit settle for a week, I wanted to note to all you'z that the people who shot the upcoming Dukes of Hazard movie, should have got this BOSS dude to play the part of BOSS HOG. This Burnt Reynalds shit is so dumb. Anyway, The opening scene in UNLEASHED is probably one of the best fight scenes ever shot. If you can call it that - usually a fight scene is when people are fighting. In this scene Danny (Jet Li) is just pulverizing everyone in the room. Thats his job. When the collar comes off, he FLIPS OUT, and just hands everyone several forms of their own asseholes in exchange for whatever. This is key to a good movie. Jet Li is the TOP ass kicker in the business! FUCK YOU! The scenes are so brutal. He actually captures the essense of an attack dog, too. He moves perfectly, and fluidly, but also wreaks havok like a damn wolf hound. You cant help but punch yourself in the face after the first scene. Try not to hurt yourself. OK, I'm done.
OVERALL: 11.
( Yes, this one goes to 11)
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