This review came to me by my brother who recieved it from a tech in his office regarding a Nexus 7 he bought.
It’s a good device. I don’t like Android’s way of doing things overall, it seems like it has a whole lot of unnecessary complexity and little one-off “hey we thought this would be a good idea here” that makes things inconsistent…
Well, WELL well. Here is 44 minutes you will never get back whether you want to or not (unless you know something the rest of us do not).
Hey you! What’s your problem? I thought you readers liked nonsense? End of the World Day is coming up (AGAIN)! I know – so SOON! It is a great time of the year, because it’s like the 4th of July and April fools had a red-headed step child for some reason. Anyway, speaking of which, EOTWD is SMACK DAB right in the middle between The 4th of July and Labor Day! (well, almost) Not only is this ideal for the purposes of putting a real holiday in August, but… well, we are putting a real holiday in August. But anyway!
Please see the site, and read up on what is what, and how to celebrate EOTWD properly, buy a t-shirt or just officialize yourself an an official part of The Oblivions. (whatever that is).
The best part is, you can do it every year! So, get out of here, and check it out at the link!
Here we have a plastic candy-pooping sheep, a fuzzy quacking duck, a squishy cactus and, a twizzler/marshmallow necklace.
I’ll tell you what will happen – it’ll suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro.
Deep Quote of the Week:
No double innuendo is complete without a picture of a prostitute.
St. Joe’s Birthday (March 19th)
Saint Josephs day is march 19th or something. Do you know why he is a saint? He was appointed a saint by the Pope, because he was the spouse of the virgin mary, and she was a complete weirdo or whatever with all this divine vaginal stuff going on, and Joe was like – “oh god, FML”, I need a break. So the pope was like – OK dude, I get it. POOF. You are a saint. all set. And joe was like, no shit? Can I get a free membership to the sheep festival? The Pope was like – yeah. No.
The Last Supper (according to those there)
So the last supper is basically pretty important. Not only because its a legendary story, but also because there is a huge misconception about it. There is a pretty standard story that goes along with the last supper that includes brother jebus making some fine stew and bread to go with it. Also, there was a few rumors about booze, but I can”t confirm nor deny that portion. So anyway, the big thing about this is – it never happened. How do I know and be so sure? WELL…
Mainly because its THE LAST SUPPER. And I am pretty sure since jeebus made all that stuff, there have been other suppers that people have had. So, it being the last is just a fable. They probably mean like.. “OH THIS IS THE LAST SUPPER I am making this damn stew, because I can’t find any good rosemary around up in this stable and whatever”. So that is pretty much a guaranteed fact i think. So, who knows when the last supper will be? Well, pretty much the people having it, I would venture to guess.
I also imagine there will be some serious arguments about when the last one will be. My guess is the second Saturday in august, since its the end of the world day. But back to the last supper we all know about. I am pretty sure they did not have ketchup there, which pretty much sucks.
This post was sponsored by GOD (not godmode). Why? I won $2 in the lottery, so that pays for coffee which keeps me from going on a hissy-fit spree according to sources close to such incidents.
Well, it’s been a while, so I wanted to make this special for some reason. As you can see, off to the LEFT, there is a new T-Shirt section. It’s not really a section, you simply click the link and it will take you to the T-Shirt store.
Isn’t life great!?
There are a few versions of the GODMODE T, including the original one that looks like an egg, and is color. The flat design was always the most popular, and resembled the GODMODE SHELD of long lost past. GET ONE!
I have also started the WAFL movement. This is an acronym, and you can use whatever words you want. Submit one on the WAFL page too if you care. And buy a friggin T-Shirt, will ya!