I’ll tell you what will happen – it’ll suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro.
Deep Quote of the Week:
No double innuendo is complete without a picture of a prostitute.
St. Joe’s Birthday (March 19th)
Saint Josephs day is march 19th or something. Do you know why he is a saint? He was appointed a saint by the Pope, because he was the spouse of the virgin mary, and she was a complete weirdo or whatever with all this divine vaginal stuff going on, and Joe was like – “oh god, FML”, I need a break. So the pope was like – OK dude, I get it. POOF. You are a saint. all set. And joe was like, no shit? Can I get a free membership to the sheep festival? The Pope was like – yeah. No.
The Last Supper (according to those there)
So the last supper is basically pretty important. Not only because its a legendary story, but also because there is a huge misconception about it. There is a pretty standard story that goes along with the last supper that includes brother jebus making some fine stew and bread to go with it. Also, there was a few rumors about booze, but I can”t confirm nor deny that portion. So anyway, the big thing about this is – it never happened. How do I know and be so sure? WELL…
Mainly because its THE LAST SUPPER. And I am pretty sure since jeebus made all that stuff, there have been other suppers that people have had. So, it being the last is just a fable. They probably mean like.. “OH THIS IS THE LAST SUPPER I am making this damn stew, because I can’t find any good rosemary around up in this stable and whatever”. So that is pretty much a guaranteed fact i think. So, who knows when the last supper will be? Well, pretty much the people having it, I would venture to guess.
I also imagine there will be some serious arguments about when the last one will be. My guess is the second Saturday in august, since its the end of the world day. But back to the last supper we all know about. I am pretty sure they did not have ketchup there, which pretty much sucks.
This post was sponsored by GOD (not godmode). Why? I won $2 in the lottery, so that pays for coffee which keeps me from going on a hissy-fit spree according to sources close to such incidents.
Well, it’s been a while, so I wanted to make this special for some reason. As you can see, off to the LEFT, there is a new T-Shirt section. It’s not really a section, you simply click the link and it will take you to the T-Shirt store.
Isn’t life great!?
There are a few versions of the GODMODE T, including the original one that looks like an egg, and is color. The flat design was always the most popular, and resembled the GODMODE SHELD of long lost past. GET ONE!
I have also started the WAFL movement. This is an acronym, and you can use whatever words you want. Submit one on the WAFL page too if you care. And buy a friggin T-Shirt, will ya!
From the Desk of Google (and others):
Tell Congress: Don’t censor the Web
Fighting online piracy is important. The most effective way to shut down pirate websites is through targeted legislation that cuts off their funding. There’s no need to make American social networks, blogs and search engines censor the Internet or undermine the existing laws that have enabled the Web to thrive, creating millions of U.S. jobs.
Too much is at stake – please vote NO on PIPA and SOPA.
SIGN THE PETITION HERE!
Bluh! The fun never stops. I giant gull dinosaur metaltron truck wagged its tail at my car. It go boom.
Even though I never really owned an Apple product – I never would have liked Windows so much if it was not for Steve Jobs, and Apple. LIKED Windows. Let’s not get crazy here. OK?
Take care Steve Jobs, your family, friends and everyone you knew. You did good.
Here’s to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes… the ones who see things differently — they’re not fond of rules… You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can’t do is ignore them because they change things… they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.
US computer engineer & industrialist (1955 – 2011)
As you can see they are everywhere. Coloring your every step.
Shortly after I posted this, I left the store. I never made it to my car. I woke up groggy in a small dark room with a bright light focused in my eyes, so I couldn’t see what was directly in front of me. What I did see a table with 2 bowls of ice cream. One colored